Speed Freak Awards, Week 13

Another thrilling week of NFL action with late winning field goals and outstanding play from some special athletes. Specifically, I'd like to call out three guys who demonstrated that speed does kill and who helped lead their teams to victory with their God-given talents. In fact, they are all rookies. Does it say something about youth?

Here they are:

#3 Devin Hester, 5'11, 189 - electifying 45 yard punt return for TD

#2 Jerious Norwood, 6'0, 203 - riDunkulous open field 62-yard TD run

#1 Reggie Bush, 5'11, 203 - 4 TDs and a plethora of jockstraps left on the field. The kid moves in video game speed and is jacked up (see pic below).

Kids Night Out - Ian & Manon's Engagement Soiree

A QUIET DINNER AT HOME WITH FRIENDS















HARRY TOASTS THE CROWD















BERT HAMMIN' IT UP WITH HIS STORIES
















LINDSEY AND HARRY, NEWLY ENGAGED
















GYRO IS TEMPORARILY DOWN FOR COUNT ...















LET'S GET JIGGY PEOPLE















"WHO DA' MAN!?! PUNKY B LIKEY BILL."















MEAT PERFORMS PART-TIME AT CHIPPENDALE'S















GYRO, "SHALL WE DANCE MY FIGURE SKATER SVETLANA?"















SPUNKY BEING SPUNKY
















DIRK AND IT GIRL, SUNNY















HARRY AND SVETLANA IN RAVE-LIKE SYNC

























JANE SHAKES THE DERRIERE















"LOWER GYRO! POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME, IN THE NAME OF LOVE."

Pride Is Forever in Mii Form

As demonstrated here, I've been spending WAY too much time playing around with this cool flash app. But it's so much freakin' fun making these Mii's of your friends and it helps when the brain can only do some much after a long night of imbibing.

To help determine who they are, each person is linked to an NFL player that matches their style of play.

In order from right to left.......

• Row 1: Ray Lewis+Todd Heap, Jay Novacek, Matt Birk+John Gruden
  
• Row 2: Michael Strahan, Dave Meggett
  
• Row 3: Keyshawn Johnson, Mark Brunell****, Asian Pop Star+Rod Woodson
• Row 4: Brian Urlacher+Chris Cooley, Steve Largent

****Please note: Mark Brunell in his prime (i.e. Jacksonville days as Pro Bowler), not as a backup with the Redskins.

Who is Who?

After some fine dining at Hammer's posh pad - celebrating the wonderful engagement of Ian+Manon and Tim+Bridget, these crazy group of kids took Seattle's nightlife by storm. Their alter egos emerged to show Britney, Paris, and Lindsay that we, too, can party.

Row 1: Svetlana, Bill
Row 2: Bert, Sunny, Dirk Dracula
Row 3: Lindsey, Guy, Gyro
Row 4: Jane, Harry, Spunky
Row 5: Punky B, Humpty, Meat